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The Court That Gave Tyrants a Crown👑
(A Treasonous Rhyme in Six Dark Acts)
⚖️There once were six judges in black and in lace,
Who smiled as they spat in the country’s face.
They hemmed and they hawed and they twisted the law -
And handed the throne to a tyrant’s claw.
🚨⚖️💔❗
💲 Clarence the Quiet, the perks he adores -
He’ll rule from a yacht or a friend’s marble floors.
He said “No big deal” to insurrectionists’ pleas,
Then tucked in his robes with billionaire cheese.
🚨⚖️💔❗
🖋️ Sammy the Sour, with scowl and with sneer,
Writes hate into law, year after year.
He’s got flags at his home, and contempt in his pen -
If fairness is falling, he’s shouting “Amen!”
🚨⚖️💔❗
🤠 Gorsuch the Ghost with the fake cowboy charm,
Will gut every rule while he’s polishing harm.
He’ll talk like a scholar, all liberty, reason -
But he’ll smile as your rights are dragged out for treason.
🚨⚖️💔❗
🍺 Brett “I like beer!” in his blustery booth,
Still whining about how they questioned his truth.
He weeps for the boys, not the women they bruise -
And cries “Roe is gone!” with champagne and news.
🚨⚖️💔❗
🧻 Barrett the Blank, the handmaid in pearls,
Who says little, does much, and ruins girls’ worlds.
She rules with a whisper, she smiles as you bleed -
And claims she just followed her “original creed.”
🚨⚖️💔❗
🌫️ And Johnny the Roberts, the centrist in fog -
Who dresses up rot in a lavender bog.
He talks moderation, a balance, a blend -
While he signs off on chaos again and again.
👑🤡
🔥They gave kings a loophole, they burned down the rule,
They left you a smirk and called you the fool.
Now tyranny tiptoes with legal disguise -
And these six will not flinch when democracy dies.
🚫
❌So boo them, unmask them, wherever they go -
Let history carve them in granite: “NO.”
Don’t wait for their robes to turn into flames -
Say it out loud:
We remember your names.🛑